“My aim is not to offend, it is to entertain. But also, perhaps, to educate a little. Because if you shoot a bullet, someone dies. When you drop a bomb, many die. If you hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the “F” word, nothing actually happens.”—The Count as portrayed by Philip Seymour Hoffman in The Boat That Rocked (via booksandrecords)
I really wonder sometimes what would happen if a suicidal person was to jump off a building, fall on someone, survive, but kill the person they fell on. Do they get charged for homicide…? Or if they fall on top of a car, completely break it, but also somehow manage to survive. What happens then? The mind boggles.